I love andreas baader- the last chapter

Ulrike and Andreas ran back to the fellowship. Time to act. Everyone grabbed as many weapons as they could carry. The dwarves pushed the others out of the way to be the first.  These werent cute juggling dwarves anymore. They were  ugly angry murderous juggling dwarves now. One of the littlest ones even pounded his chest in a show of battle readiness. They smelt blood and they felt engorged.. We all became like that.
Andreas then gathered us in a circle.. He looked deeply into each of our eyes one by one with beautiful mad brooding eyes. I blushed. We all blushed.. He was so  goddam unbridled. I thought he was going to ready us for the task ahead but it was unbelievable. When he looked at his mad band of heroes something inside him broke especially after one of the dwarves gave him the V for victory sign (which Andreas could barely make out the fingers were so small).
Andreas started to sob. He collapsed into a bundle on the street. Just Staring and sobbing at the ground shamefaced.. Grabbing his hair in exasperation.
"I cant do this"
I cant let any of you do this"
"I wont murder these foul pigs"
"I just wont"
"I dont want my beautiful juggling dwarves to die", he sputtered. One of the dwarves couldnt help himself he burst out crying as well like a puppy with its tail caught in the door.
We all stood there there with our bombs, grenades and machine guns stunned.
Woman rolled her eyes.
"You bitch andreas.  You always do this."
" It doesnt matter. You have been chosen and predestined to do this. It has already been written."
" But inside I am really just a peacelover. I just want to be an ordinary hippy. I want to smoke pot and be happy and fuck all summerlong while listening to Bob Dylan with burning frankincense incense. ...  Oh yeah and I would love to drop acid. alot" Andreas whimpered
" Dont fuck with history andreas!. get the fuck up and lets kill these fucking pigs!" Woman shouted
Still staring at the ground entangled in emotion he did not move. But then a fast sudden body jerk.
Like some mysterious sudden transformation  Andreas shot up. His eyes were dry and he was himself. Without a word he employed all the weapons he could carry. He looked at the restaurant across the road where the bankers were dining.
Like a king he shouted out " Lets go kill us some filthy motherfucking banker swine!!"
I love Andreas Baader. I always will.
The dwarves all yelped with joy in unison. Barby kissed him. I waited for him. He looked up at me. He knew what I wanted. He walked over and kissed me on the forehead
" Till the end my brother"
"Till the end" I whispered in his ear. Barby sneered .

A restaurant full of people. Stuffing their rich mouths. One of the best restaurants in Europe. The bankers all seated at one huge table laughing and indulging like filthy swine. There were ten. One of them the fattest and most smug lifted his arm to call the waiter for more wine.
"Er excuse me excuse me waiter. ... waiter! wait....errrrr". He didnt finish the sentence for at that moment a bullet blew out half his brain which landed on the truffles. The first shot fired by the smallest juggling dwarf went straight to its target. With the machine gun still planted against his little head he smirked in bloody satisfaction.
" Oh no, not the truffles" one of the other bankers screamed"
"Oh shit" another said.
"Waiter can you please come over and clean this idiots mess up" the waiter looked aghast.
"But sirs he has just had his head blown off"
"What is your point waiter.  Just clean this up" the waiter ran to the kitchen and out the back door.
Andreas burst throught the doors like a madman.Scanned the room and found his targets. He joyntully skipped up to the  bankers, pushed one and his plates contemptuosly out of the way and jumped up on the table. He looked down at them all in disgust one by one. He raised his machine gun, pointed it at the drinking banker in front of him and fired like fuck into him. The head flew clean off. Blood gushed everywhere.
" What do you want andreas cant you leave us alone to eat?" one of the irritated bankers said,
Andreas looked at him in amazement.
" Are you fucking serious pig?".
" Im asking to please allow us to enjoy our meal"
Andreas looked at him with such menacing insane hatred the Devil smiled.
So enraged, Andreas pulled out a grenade flipped the pin and grabbed the idiots face, and proceeded to ram it down the bastards throat. Andreas dived away. The banker exploded into pieces all over the other bankers and the other diners.  The bankers just looked and silently continued to drink and eat away.
Andreas got up. Suddenly a shot rang out from the foyer. It hit Andreas and he fell. It was one of their  bodyguards. The fellowship who were beseiging the rest of the restauarant all ran over. Barby reached him first.
She held him. "My Love"
The four dwarves went  ballistic.  They started firing in all directions at anyone. People were being blown away everywhere. Woman joined in the chaos and threw grenades at anyone as well. The humans were all just  pieces of flesh and bone on food or on the floor. I picked out the bodyguard who shot Andreas.I took a good aim at the bodyguards forehead and shot a missile straight into his head which blew into pieces.  But as this happened more of them arrived
Andreas was hurt but he got up. Kissed Barbie felt her cute ass and started firing at anyone as well. One of the bodyguards took out one of the dwarves and then another and then another and then another. My God they were all shot down dead like some realistic gungame at the circus. The remains of the fellowship ran to them but it couldnt be. There were no little juggling dwarf bodies. Woman suddenly realised she was not the only one. They shifted their position in the time space continuum. They didnt just juggle after all. Andreas smiled. I smiled. Barby looked confused.
There were still some bankers alive. They got up from the floor and went back to their table and started eating again. This time Woman took the opportunity.  She raised her massive weapon and turned the last banker  into a mess of blood and bone. She smiled. A policeman who ran in whimpering took a lucky shot and somehow hit Woman right in the head. I threw the rest of my grenades at the policeman. He exploded. Andreas, Barby and I used up the last of our ammunition on the few surviving diners. It was wonderful. It was sexual. I was in divine ecstacy. We all looked out the window and saw that the cops had the place surrounded.
"What now?" Barby asked in terror
.Andreas like some demigod just looked at her and smiled.
" We're going out the front door. Dont ask questions just do it"
I love Andreas Baader
Like a slaughterhouse the restaurant floor was covered with human flesh and bone. The confused stunned police paralysed by what they had witnessed waded to the kitchen in a foot of blood screaming the whole time.
We walked, no strutted out the front door. Cops surrounded the restaurant. There were hundreds.
"Put up your hands or we will fire"
We kept walking.
" We're warning you one last time. Put up your hands!"
Andreas signalled to stop. We stopped. Hundreds of guns pointing in silence. Dead quiet. Time lurched.
It was too much.
"It's time to give yourselves up!"
Long silence.
Then an anamoly. Andreas raised his head to the heavens, a strange light shone on him from above and in the voice of an angel he harked  the most purest holiest divine perfect poem in the history of mankind. ( I am not at liberty to divulge the words for they are not mine to divulge). Time stopped.
He then signaled to us to walk on . We walked on past the police past the bystanders and out to freedom. The police did nothing in the dead silence. They could not move or speak.

2010: Two people sit in a Parisian cafe. The man handsome, the woman painfully beautiful. They smile at one another. They kiss and hold hands. Another man walks by and smiles and waves to them. The man winks the woman smiles. In the square four juggling dwarves perform to a crowd of lame worldlings. The handsome man walking, waves to the dwarves as well. They dont wave back for they are juggling. But they blow him a kiss. All in unison.
At the cafe the man says to the painfully beautiful woman
" I think its time for a revolution baby."
The woman smiles " I love you Andreas Baader"




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